My life is so stinkin' exciting I simply cannot keep it to myself. I figured a blog would be the best forum in which to share. Don't believe I lead a very exciting life? Well, allow me to illustrate just how very wrong you are.
Since January, I have:
Been declared homicidal by medical professionals in Blount County, Tenn.
and i don't know if i need to avoid handguns because i go homicidal on someone or if someone goes homicidal on me! a little more detail on this would be useful, thankyouverymuch.
moonshadow is the name - i was very excited about the weekend!Served on jury duty. (Sorry. So boring I didn't take a picture).
Met the governor.
nice to meet you, mr. governor
Run a half marathon.
Gone on a police ride-along (shockingly, there's very little crime in the City of Maryville on a Tuesday night. We pulled over an elderly lady, but only so I got to experience riding the car with the siren on. It was, I confess, a bit thrilling).
Got food poisoning and pink eye (sometimes the excitement isn't such a good thing, but I take the good along with the bad. I'm very yin and yang, you know).
Gone on a refueling flight.
in the cockpit of an airplane whilst refueling
Wrecked a car in front of my boss's fancy friends (seriously - they got a bird's eye view of the fender bender.... embarrassing! [see: previous note re: my yin/yang 'tude]).
Fed a llama a banana peel on top of Mt. LeConte.
i was a little scared of a spit situation... but fed it a peel anyway. no spitting occurred, fortunately.
Partied like a rock star in the Sunsphere (actually, I do happy hour there like once a week. I am a little rock star, a little Betty Crocker)
whoot, whoot!
Made this awesome skirt from old UT tee shirts.
this is the betty crocker part
And now I'm on vacation. Whew. I need a little R and R after all that head-whriling fun. Doubtless new adventures will ensue, so check back soon for more excitement!!
me and mr. smith cross the finish line
Gone on a police ride-along (shockingly, there's very little crime in the City of Maryville on a Tuesday night. We pulled over an elderly lady, but only so I got to experience riding the car with the siren on. It was, I confess, a bit thrilling).
Got food poisoning and pink eye (sometimes the excitement isn't such a good thing, but I take the good along with the bad. I'm very yin and yang, you know).
Gone on a refueling flight.
in the cockpit of an airplane whilst refuelingWrecked a car in front of my boss's fancy friends (seriously - they got a bird's eye view of the fender bender.... embarrassing! [see: previous note re: my yin/yang 'tude]).
Fed a llama a banana peel on top of Mt. LeConte.
i was a little scared of a spit situation... but fed it a peel anyway. no spitting occurred, fortunately.Partied like a rock star in the Sunsphere (actually, I do happy hour there like once a week. I am a little rock star, a little Betty Crocker)
whoot, whoot!Made this awesome skirt from old UT tee shirts.
this is the betty crocker partAnd now I'm on vacation. Whew. I need a little R and R after all that head-whriling fun. Doubtless new adventures will ensue, so check back soon for more excitement!!
