The exciting life I lead

My life is so stinkin' exciting I simply cannot keep it to myself. I figured a blog would be the best forum in which to share. Don't believe I lead a very exciting life? Well, allow me to illustrate just how very wrong you are.

Since January, I have:

Been declared homicidal by medical professionals in Blount County, Tenn.

and i don't know if i need to avoid handguns because i go homicidal on someone or if someone goes homicidal on me! a little more detail on this would be useful, thankyouverymuch.

Spent a weekend at a hippie commune.

moonshadow is the name - i was very excited about the weekend!

Served on jury duty. (Sorry. So boring I didn't take a picture).

Met the governor.

nice to meet you, mr. governor

It was also during this trip I met Big John from Rock of Love Tour bus and got punched in the face for the first time. Sorry, no pics of Big John or the punching.

Run a half marathon.

me and mr. smith cross the finish line

Gone on a police ride-along (shockingly, there's very little crime in the City of Maryville on a Tuesday night. We pulled over an elderly lady, but only so I got to experience riding the car with the siren on. It was, I confess, a bit thrilling).

Got food poisoning and pink eye (sometimes the excitement isn't such a good thing, but I take the good along with the bad. I'm very yin and yang, you know).

Gone on a refueling flight.

in the cockpit of an airplane whilst refueling

Wrecked a car in front of my boss's fancy friends (seriously - they got a bird's eye view of the fender bender.... embarrassing! [see: previous note re: my yin/yang 'tude]).

Fed a llama a banana peel on top of Mt. LeConte.

i was a little scared of a spit situation... but fed it a peel anyway. no spitting occurred, fortunately.

Partied like a rock star in the Sunsphere (actually, I do happy hour there like once a week. I am a little rock star, a little Betty Crocker)

whoot, whoot!

Made this awesome skirt from old UT tee shirts.

this is the betty crocker part

And now I'm on vacation. Whew. I need a little R and R after all that head-whriling fun. Doubtless new adventures will ensue, so check back soon for more excitement!!